Patchwark Pants...

Tonight, in the midst of my finals studying madness I received an email from a Brandon... he wanted to meet up and talk about the UC London program. I was to meet him at Java Jones at 930pm... he would be the one in the "Brown Patchwork Pants." Fag!As I arrive I search the scene for the alleged BPP's. There he is, cute as a button in brown tweed, tight as shit, patchwork pants. And we are both wearing shirts from True Grit (for those who don't know Santa Barbara shopping, True Git is an Immensely expensive, yet sort of above the trend store that bi weekly robs me of my parents hard earned money... please see entry on G-Star sweatshirt for more info) Anyways, he must be gay, I could smell it in the TTYL on his e-mail.We get to talking about London, the housing, the food, school, travel, you know, bull shit.But then he brings up clubs... finally something I am truly educated in... I tell him about the hot spots, Trash, Heaven, Nag Nag Nag, G-A-Y, Ku Bar... and then he drops the bomb..."so did you, uh, hook up with lots of chicks in London?" What the fuck, are you kidding me sir?I had to spell out my homosexuality for the first time in my life. I had no idea how to even start. "well, all those clubs are pretty much GAY... hence Club G-A-Y!" Come on BPP... I almost liked you. Please, go to London and let me be the first one you email when you unsuspectingly sit on a dick![Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<img [...] "http://www.beeyeglad.com/bear%20pants%20side.jpg">') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]Tonight, in the midst of my finals studying madness I received an email from a Brandon... he wanted to meet up and talk about the UC London program. I was to meet him at Java Jones at 930pm... he would be the one in the "Brown Patchwork Pants." Fag!As I arrive I search the scene for the alleged BPP's. There he is, cute as a button in brown tweed, tight as shit, patchwork pants. And we are both wearing shirts from True Grit (for those who don't know Santa Barbara shopping, True Git is an Immensely expensive, yet sort of above the trend store that bi weekly robs me of my parents hard earned money... please see entry on G-Star sweatshirt for more info) Anyways, he must be gay, I could smell it in the TTYL on his e-mail.We get to talking about London, the housing, the food, school, travel, you know, bull shit.But then he brings up clubs... finally something I am truly educated in... I tell him about the hot spots, Trash, Heaven, Nag Nag Nag, G-A-Y, Ku Bar... and then he drops the bomb..."so did you, uh, hook up with lots of chicks in London?" What the fuck, are you kidding me sir?I had to spell out my homosexuality for the first time in my life. I had no idea how to even start. "well, all those clubs are pretty much GAY... hence Club G-A-Y!" Come on BPP... I almost liked you. Please, go to London and let me be the first one you email when you unsuspectingly sit on a dick!<img src "http://www.beeyeglad.com/bear%20pants%20side.jpg">