Shake it like a salt shaker!

I don't know about you guys but I have a problem with the Yin Yang Twinz song "Saltshaker."Ooooo...Shawty crunk on the floor wide openSkeet so much they call her billy oceanRoll, like a 18-wheelerThat hoe fine, but this hoe a killa'She leakin', she soakin' wetShe leakin', soakin' wetthe problem lies in the second line. Now I'm not overly literal, but Skeet so much they call her billy ocean? Lets break that down, shall we?skeet=Billy Ocean=huh... now doesn't that make sence to you too?

What am I doing here?

Alright boys and girls... I have no idea what in God's name I am doing here? Not a freakin' clue! I figured my internal monologue should be heard by more than just myself... plus it is a little birthday present to myself. What will come of this... I have no clue.fame?glamour?riches?bad grades?I am going to go with the latter. But at least I might improve my writing skills... or my WPM.And if you are wondering about the name... OMGyea was an inside joke between several people a barely know and to which I was definitely on the outside of. If there weren't so freaking many of you damn LJers... maybe I would have gotten my first choice: BoxOfficePoison. Or maybe my 9th choice: HelpfulCorn*. But I got lucky with 10. And OMGyea will stay until I forget about this whole thing. I give it a week.*If you remember back to the days of Daria... in the episode "Alterna-Paluza" Trent is trying to rename his band Mystic Spiral because Daria brings up the point that it sounds somewhat like a Doors cover band. Well... the band mate cleverly suggests Helpful Corn (probably with some sort of backward lettering or misspelling). But someone has that too... so fuck them and fuck you too!