Gay and Yuppie!

Today I had the gayest/yuppiest thought EVER!Ahem..."God Damn it, Stair Master is so hard without iPod!"I'm sure there is a special place in hell for people like me.

I turned ...

I turned 21 about 3 months ago...WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRUST FUND?!?!?!?!?seriously, I know it is a little far off, and only the .01% of the general populous has one, but why shouldn't I be one of those people? Give me one good reason.And if there is no trust fund in store... where is my rich aunt or uncle or grandpa or something... go ahead and die, and leave everything to me.

Robots

Yes there were robots in the pool this weekend and i got to lifeguard them. The ROV's (remote operated vehicles) were built by schools spanning the nation and Canada. I thought it would be awesome and exciting but man was I wrong!Let's talk about nerds. It was defcon 5 Nerd Alert! I have never seen so many pairs of glass with clip on sun shades in my life. It was like a Trekkie pool party. And furthermore, the "robots" weren't even cool. They looked like erector sets strapped to PVC piping. All of them were some how Borg inspired, swimming boxes of lameness. I wanted them to look like sharks... or even a submarine... but no.And were any of them cute, yes. one.but sadly, he was a new student looking at the pool during campus orientation and really had no place there.Consequentially, I did get a free lunch out of it and did get to practice my first aid... one of the nerds manages to cut himself with a screwdriver.

Tigerwhat?

So yeah, Tiger Heat was super fun. My co-worker Olivia and I had a blast. We met a tag-a-long named Danny... he never left us alone, but did buy us drinks. O and I made it home around 430... I was in bed by 530 after dealing with irate drunken men banging at my door misakanly. After waking up at 8am to lifeguard robots (more on this later) we re-assess what else was sleeping in my bed...*a speedo*four books*one notebook*an embroidery hoop*three pairs of jeans*two backpacks*fabric softener*one swimming lessons folder*a cowboy hat*one shoeand...*the Boardgame "Operation"what was missing? I freaking hot boy.ADDITION:I found these items later...*a pack of cards*a electronic spellchecker*a belt*leather conditioner*an ace bandage*a spoon*glasses cleaner*a spool of thread*a reporters notebook*a birthday card*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd about a pound of sand! Yeah!

Well kids... afte...

Well kids... after a hellish week, I finally moved and got my internet back in order. The second week of summer is going along swimmingly... 12 units... Womanism, Contemporary Photo, Independant studies (I am writing a book... lol). but yeah, life is good.PS... TIGERHEAT tonight!!! come come COME!check my AIM for the phone number.

Justin le...

Justin left for italy 3 hours ago... what will I do for the next 2 months with no Gay cohort at the pool? Come home soon!

People are people...

I love Live Journal... so much so that I don't think I will renew my account. Here is a short list why:*Live Journal is a little world of it's own... real people do not exist here*Most of the people who use LJ are ugly, and have no social skills*I'll bet you 10 bucks that if I saw any of the guys who make rude, gay remarks, smarmy as they are, wouldn't do shit if I saw them in person... a false sense of confidence is pathetic.*People are crass, people are boring, people are taultry... and so are their journals.*People are ugly... and so are their pictures... the ones brave enough to show their face.*If the opportunity for a LJ party came about, no one would go, except for maybe 3 or 4 people I know personally, because some most would stay home anxiously awaiting the first post to comment on.*Although, the golden few of you are hot as shit... you know who you are!While I am not deleting my account, no sir, I will no longer pay for something so lame. That money is best spent in the real world...or on porn sites.