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My iPod refuses to play a song from the Queer Eye sound track... I love you iPod, thank you for looking out for me!PS... it's LJ night at TH... suuuuuuuuuper stoked on this!

Indapendance Day

Happy 4th of July to all of you. I will be hosting a Slosh Ball game, one pm at IV Elem. Should be a blast, should have a fair share of gay drama (the fag hags have been acting up again and Jeremy and I are about to lay the smack down), i should be pretty drunk.Anyways, have fun and be safe!

Ew, sic...

Ew, sick...Mexican gardner was masterbating while watching me in the shower!I will have him fired...He's ass, like his trade, is grass!

Gay and Yuppie!

Today I had the gayest/yuppiest thought EVER!Ahem..."God Damn it, Stair Master is so hard without iPod!"I'm sure there is a special place in hell for people like me.

I turned ...

I turned 21 about 3 months ago...WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRUST FUND?!?!?!?!?seriously, I know it is a little far off, and only the .01% of the general populous has one, but why shouldn't I be one of those people? Give me one good reason.And if there is no trust fund in store... where is my rich aunt or uncle or grandpa or something... go ahead and die, and leave everything to me.

Robots

Yes there were robots in the pool this weekend and i got to lifeguard them. The ROV's (remote operated vehicles) were built by schools spanning the nation and Canada. I thought it would be awesome and exciting but man was I wrong!Let's talk about nerds. It was defcon 5 Nerd Alert! I have never seen so many pairs of glass with clip on sun shades in my life. It was like a Trekkie pool party. And furthermore, the "robots" weren't even cool. They looked like erector sets strapped to PVC piping. All of them were some how Borg inspired, swimming boxes of lameness. I wanted them to look like sharks... or even a submarine... but no.And were any of them cute, yes. one.but sadly, he was a new student looking at the pool during campus orientation and really had no place there.Consequentially, I did get a free lunch out of it and did get to practice my first aid... one of the nerds manages to cut himself with a screwdriver.

Tigerwhat?

So yeah, Tiger Heat was super fun. My co-worker Olivia and I had a blast. We met a tag-a-long named Danny... he never left us alone, but did buy us drinks. O and I made it home around 430... I was in bed by 530 after dealing with irate drunken men banging at my door misakanly. After waking up at 8am to lifeguard robots (more on this later) we re-assess what else was sleeping in my bed...*a speedo*four books*one notebook*an embroidery hoop*three pairs of jeans*two backpacks*fabric softener*one swimming lessons folder*a cowboy hat*one shoeand...*the Boardgame "Operation"what was missing? I freaking hot boy.ADDITION:I found these items later...*a pack of cards*a electronic spellchecker*a belt*leather conditioner*an ace bandage*a spoon*glasses cleaner*a spool of thread*a reporters notebook*a birthday card*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd about a pound of sand! Yeah!