I turned ...

I turned 21 about 3 months ago...WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRUST FUND?!?!?!?!?seriously, I know it is a little far off, and only the .01% of the general populous has one, but why shouldn't I be one of those people? Give me one good reason.And if there is no trust fund in store... where is my rich aunt or uncle or grandpa or something... go ahead and die, and leave everything to me.