Anti Smoking Cronicles

I got through Tiger Heat and the weekend without as much as a puff! Go me!of course you know I am lying... I smoked one cigarette at Tiger Heat (although I didn't buy it NOR did I light it!) as far as the weekend... I smoked a splif... which is only half tobacco... not too bad!I think I am still on the wagon.this one...

So h...

So how is it being a non smoker? HORRIBLE! I tried to buy candy cigarettes from the ice cream man but he told me they don't cell them anymore. what? when? why? What are kids suppose to smoke then? If they cannot buy real ones, why aren't they allowed to "smoke" candy ones? I don't get it. I have taken to chewing gum as an alternative to smoking... although I feel odd standing with the smokers during class breaks packing my trident on my wrist. Not the same... not as fun... not really necessary.

Anti-Smoking Cronicles

Today I am going to quit smoking... this should be super fun!

Updated for me... because no one reads this mess.

There are three crazy kids in my house from PA... they have strange ways of doing most everything.I was on campus from 9am till 2am... I am a loser.My stomach hurts every time I ingest something... not fun AT ALL.I want a foxy boyfriend... and a Vespa.Today I kicked a boy at the gym while he was doing sit-ups... this how I flirt... I am 21 years old.My OTHER roommate is a delusional bitch with no sense of shame. I will kill her before this is over!end of update.

Nor*Cal

Not my bit but still funny!Q: How many Nor*cal people does it take to screw in a light bulb?Give up?A: Hella!

Earthquakes!!!

I have been back in California for 5 months and in that time been in the epicenter of two Earthquakes! Fuck this state... I want to move away!

I woke up toda...

I woke up today in LA. I stayed with Philipp. There was something in my hair. But what? think think think.Oh yeah... we cut back to last night...Pan right on to Nathan... fumbling with a lighter. He is drunk. It is late. He is in West Hollywood. We hear his thoughts..."I want to smoke a cigarette. But wait, I just put this gum in my mouth. I know, I'll put it behind my ear (as Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory did)! Oh look, something shiney..."As he trails off we see a close up of the bright green gum tucked neatly behind his ear.Fade to that same green mashed in blonde hair. And the circle is complete!God damn me.

this is my life... why?

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sofa king hot!

in light of recent events (e.g., the ridiculously hot weather we are having) I have decided to tell each and every one of you why my life sucks!A. broken pool... no work but no swimming eitherB. broken weight room... no hot guys plus atrophyC. hot nights... sweaty sheets, no coffee, I cannot breath, I cannot seeD. Surf wax melts... all over my fucking truck!E. Hair wax melts... all over my fucking bathroomF. refrigerator as a makeshift air conditioner... my roommates are stupid stupid peopleG. topless roomates... i have NO DESIRE to see Denis' tits!this is what the boy down stairs looks like... eeew!