this is my life... why?

seesideguy11 (11:01:32 PM): $?donnydrunko (11:01:44 PM): what?seesideguy11 (11:01:55 PM): are you interested in makin quick money?donnydrunko (11:02:04 PM): what are you getting at?seesideguy11 (11:02:16 PM): i wanna swallowdonnydrunko (11:02:29 PM): are you being serious?seesideguy11 (11:02:37 PM): yesdonnydrunko (11:03:01 PM): lets break this down... you want to pay me to let you give me headseesideguy11 (11:03:11 PM): yeahdonnydrunko (11:03:21 PM): are you fucking kidding me?seesideguy11 (11:03:28 PM): i am seriousdonnydrunko (11:04:36 PM): you are propositioning medonnydrunko (11:04:46 PM): what is wrong with youseesideguy11 (11:04:57 PM): so you are not interested?donnydrunko (11:05:05 PM): what do you think?donnydrunko (11:05:22 PM): if i said yes that would make me a whoredonnydrunko (11:05:48 PM): and frankly, i cannot believe that you even have the audacity to ask something like thatseesideguy11 (11:06:19 PM): i am seriousseesideguy11 (11:06:24 PM): i just wanna give you headdonnydrunko (11:06:36 PM): you are a fucked up ladseesideguy11 (11:06:50 PM): do you have more pics?donnydrunko (11:07:57 PM): what... nodonnydrunko (11:08:00 PM): not for youseesideguy11 (11:08:04 PM): $100donnydrunko (11:08:11 PM): please bitchseesideguy11 (11:08:17 PM): ok byedonnydrunko (11:08:23 PM): yeah... fuck off