Letter to a hottie

Dear hottie swimmer,I know we just met and all, but I have to say that I am in love with you.I guess it was a little awkward that I asked to swim in your lane because of the numerous open lanes, but as said before "I only swim backstroke in THIS lane!" But does it matter? Our paths would have crossed some other time. I just sped up the process by throwing a kick board at you to get your attention.By the way, did I mention that I like your speedo? Yes, I do. I find it very flattering. And how your ass hangs out an inch or so... so provocative. I find your tanned upper asscrack to be a huge turn on... wait, don't go.You are swimming fly today I can see. Hey, me too. And if our hands smack together... I wont mind. It will only give me greater excuse to touch your big shoulders and kindly ask you if you are ok too. Wow, what muscular shoulders you have... did you swim in high school? Yeah, me too. What High School... La Canada... oh right, it is written on your speedo in lime green (to match your goggles?) Right, I knew that before. Perhaps we could get together some other time and swim? I would like that a lot. Oh, that is your girlfriend... I guess you do have to go. I love you, you know...Nathan